prologue  XD

Arceus: well what do we have here?

The legendary god Pokémon has just returned from getting her mail and has received what looked like a very luxurious party invitation.  That had also requested that they appear in their human form.

Arceus: hmmm do I have time for this?
She sped through her timetable as she had meetings with other legendaries to settle disputes. ( coughgoudoncoughkyogrecough, and coughdialgacoughpalkiacough)
But to find that the night that the party had mentioned had been cancelled to the point that there were no meetings on that day!

Arceus: well that was unusually convenient!
She was now casually reading a magazine on the latest gossip on legendaries nowadays.

Elsewhere there was a very sinister chuckle as a shiny Metagross had stepped out of the shadows with a smile that could send shivers down an Glaile spine ( not like they had one!)

He chuckled as he had sent all those invitations to a seemingly luxurious party. It was all part of his plan to make sure every legendary was here to attend.

He was very please when the first to arrive was the hyperness of all the legendaries, Mew!

Metagross(me):  so the first and ever Pokémon to have existed from arceus came first? Here take a seat and let me introduce you to the desserts menu!

I had made sure that mew had plenty of sugar and had to tie him to the seat with duct tape (the anti legendary type) to make sure that he didn't bounce out of his seat.

The next legendaries to come in had came in a small group
The 3 legendary dogs with the 3 legendary birds have come up and asked for seats all behaving in different fashions raikou had been all hyper and was bouncing in his seat as he ordered his food while suicune was acting like one of those very ladylike figures *e.g polite, kind, patient* but when my back was turned I heard the distinct sound of someone's face being slapped. Without turning round I found out that the one slapped was raikou since I could hear the legendary mumbling through his mashed potatoes and steak.

Entei was very intimidating as when I asked him what he wanted he just replied with a glare and pointed to the very order he wanted with a glare that could make anyone crap his or her pants.

I placed his order in front of him as I proceeded to serve the three legendary birds with everything acting In the same fashion as after I had served every one of them I found zapdos's head stuck in mashed potatoes and moltres and articuno glaring daggers at him.

I was about to take a break when the door exploded; no literally splinters were flying everywhere as I cursed, as that was a new door. Mewtwo ,Darkrai, Deoxys and Creselia floated in.
I had served them respectively and was about to eat my lunch when the door was knocked down (AGAIN) my eyebrow twitched with annoyance as i looked over to see groudon and kyogre face squishing against each other glaring as they charged in. I quickly showed them to their tables, as I wanted the least destruction possible.

I looked around and I sighed in relief and started to eat my lunch only to find that after a spoon of my fried rice the ceiling had shattered as lugia, ho-oh and rayquaza descended down and asked for a table I just showed them a table and went to work fixing the ceiling but just as I got a nail in the wood attaching the wood to the ceiling a hole blew up in my wall.

Dialga, palkia glaring at each other came in at the same time with giratina sweat dropping behind them.

My anger was starting to get the best of me as I had actually built a legendary pokemon proof robot to actually show them to their table and getting their orders.


After repairing the wall I had just started eating the rest of my rice but again something happened.

The pokemon that marched in was latios and latias, along with the legendaries of the lakes. My robot managed to get them to their tables without trouble but suddenly the room was attacked again this time the front door was covered in green and then vines and flowers sent it to ground, celebi and shaymin along with manaphy who was about as hyper as mew. jirachi was along with them.

They were shown to their tables but when my but came back it was covered in plants.

When arceus finaly came I was surprised as she didn't knock down the door but the fact that she walked in she just destroyed the robot I had made, I quickly showed her to her own table and made an announcement

Metagross(me): ok since everyone is here I want to say that this is a legendary pokemon proof place so all the attacks will rebound and hit the user back.

Now I have gathered you all here for one thing!

Truth Or Dare!

Every legendary in the room looked at me the weak willed ones fainted (coughmewcoughcelebicoughshaymincoughjirachicoughthelaketriocough)

Also the walls are made sure to be arceus proof so don't try to teleport out either.

Now hurry to your rooms or I will make you have a roommate!

Now good night !
>:)


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